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  • Story time :clock12: :clock12: sisters :information_desk_person: ‍♀ :information_desk_person: ‍♀so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish :heart: :heart: and my headphones got unplugged :weary: :weary: and it played bad guy out loud :sound: :sound: so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls :two_women_holding_hands: :two_women_holding_hands: were completely vibing to it :couplekiss: :couplekiss: and they were like slayyyyy :hocho: :hocho: sisterrr☠☠and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣🗣 "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK :flushed: :flushed: and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life :pray: :pray: i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella :older_man: :older_man: and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖‍♀🧖‍♀ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful :bomb: :bomb: " and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞‍♂🧞‍♂ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan :japanese_ogre: :japanese_ogre: well i wasn't going to let blasphemy :rage: :rage: go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell :back: :back: and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls" :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: but then i felt an evil force rising :flushed: :flushed: it was xxxtentacion :astonished: :astonished: he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦‍♀🤦‍♀ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won :wink: :wink: and spread World peace :v: :v: so anyway that's the TEA sisters :coffee: :coffee: stay tuned for my fenti beauty :lipstick: :lipstick: giveaway :tada: :tada: and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗 Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. الامهات الساخنة كبيرة في منطقتك الرغبة في ممارسة الجنس Fortnite free download 16GB 32bit الله أحب ستيفانيPunjabi Movie 2016 HD.mp4 Your momma is so stupid she wasn't able to take care of herself. She has been living in the street for months. She refuses to seek help becuase she believes god is on her side and she doesn't need anyone else. Yesterday, she had enter the hospitals cuz she caused a disturbance in the parking lot. She w as shooting and screaming at innocent costuner and the store manger has to call 911 to remove her. She is still at the pysch-ward at Northridge. You can visit her between the hours 6 pm - 8pm. Make sure to bring her flowers. It'll make her feel better yes the creeper meme very funny indeed. i laugh when i see creeper in my discord server then i say aw man and then someone messes it up! and thats funny awesome sauce epic. the creeper meme is so good because its minecraft!!! minecraft is super duper funny awesome sauce. when i see minecraft related posts in my server i LAUGH because its so gosh diddly darn funny! revenge by captainsparkles is my favorite minecraft parody! not because its nostalgic or because its catchy or because its a parody of dj got us falling in love instead is because ITS FUNNY EPIC MINECRAFT HAHA!!! CREEPER AW MAN! i piss my pants when i see people saying revenge lyrics in chat! rofl lol xd i love this meme! "oh yeah I sure can't wait to eat a Pringle~ Wait... WHAT THE FUCK!. NIGGA DID YOU EAT MY PRINGLES (heavy breathing) You know what ... Im gonna fucking beat you to death you stupid fucking whore~" IM NOT JOKING THIS ISN'T A METAPHOR IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU FOR EATING MY GODDAMNED PRINGLE. (punching and crashing noises) YOU HAD THE DAMN NERVE TO LEAVE THE BOX IN THE PANTRY YOU STUPID BITCH (Angel noises) P-pringle man?! I've heardith someone ate the last Pringle YEAH HELP ME BEAT THIS WHORE TO DEATH! (More beating noises) (Yoda death sound) بلاه بلاه بلاه عدد الجيران هذا الجار عدد أريد أن معالجة المشكلة الحقيقية هنا. لماذا ديك صغير جدا وكيف يمكنني إصلاحه؟ Gaah! It's rewind time. Yeah, if I controlled rewind I would want... Fortnite and Marques Brownlee. Is this what you wanted? You know who I would have asked for? Quit horsing around! Play me some of that jumping music. Okay, did you say jumping music? Jumpin' music? (Everybody, off!) Not even a thank you? Is that Marques? (I want Liza) Yeeaaah! Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking bitch. Did you really think I was going to play along with your old annoying ass unfunny joke. God you fucking degenerate filth. You discugst me in every way possible and I will hang you for your crimes. God I fucking hate you, you stupid fucking whore. I hear your voice and vomit. I acknowledge your exsitance and vomit. Everything you've done and will do in your life will cause nothing but suffering, you stupid fucking bitch. You cannot fathom how much I fucking hate you. If I had a choice to shoot you or Hitler after Hitler shot my whole family and all my friends and ate the last Oreo I would still shoot you. WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Jessica, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she shat on the Walmart urinal during closing hours, She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to eat her ass as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and chews on your uthera by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other people on this one site, and she will kill someone else who doesn't Soulja boy up innit ohh watch me crank dat watch it rolllll watch me crank dat Soulja Boi then Superman that ho now watch me yuuuuu crank dat Soulja boy and yooou crank dat soulj aboy "Not even gon lie bro this shit go hard like bro you don't even understand bro this shit ... This beat making me hard bro fr fr.. bro... Bro let me have sex wit you bro ya know just between da hommies.." - Barack Obama at the studio listening to his hommies music 2012 Yeah, no fucking shit sherlock. People like you literally go and tell little fucking kids to go DIE because they have a picture of an animal as their picture. I hope you feel fucking proud of yourself jack ass. Sucks that there are super young furries out here that have to deal with this shit lol, this is honestly disgusting. A little kid shouldn't be bullied because of what video game or what tv show they like, or anything of that kind. Looking at all this makes me want to fucking puke, for you to treat "furries" as something so low. You're absolutely fucking gross, you're worse. I believe when you judge someone else you're actually judging yourself, fucking look at yourself, does this make you proud? Does this make you feel better about yourself? All I did was quote something that was kinda funny and I get a bunch of little kids fucking telling me I'm DISGUSTING? HAHAH WHAT A JOKE. I fucking hate Ronald Mc Donald oh my fucking god he's so annoying I want him to put his head in a hydraulic press because thats how much I fucking hate him his commercials are so fucking gay I cant even deal with that wacky ass clown I literally want to rip his testicles right off of his body with my fucking teeth oh my god :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: :flushed: Shut the hell up bitch, go kill yourself go sit in the middle of the road and let a car run over you. You’re ugly, you are disgusting, I’m going to kill you. You’re an alcoholic. -Dr Phil bruh i fucking hate little furries i wanna beat them up for liking a certain thing Haha yeah I'd never touch hands, thighs or feet with you during the prayer lol :sweat_smile: .... unless there's no one in the mosque other than us🙄🙄🙄..... Haha jk I would just pray alone in the corner :pensive: and feel lonely.... unless you follow me outside the mosque :runner: ‍♂.... Lmao jk, even if we exchanged numbers it would be just to help each other with reciting Quran :joy: :joy: ... unless one night during Ramadan.... I feel very lonely and nobody's answering my texts and then I text you: "I can't forget your smell".... Haha I'M JUST Joking wtf that's a really weird message that would make you block me immediately and tell everyone that I'm gay and tried to hit on you!!!... unless you reply: "I was bending over really hard while praying on purpose, to let you get a whiff of my butt".... ROFL THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN it's gay and homosexuality is a sin in Islam.... unless we find a liberal Sheikh who issues a fatwa that homosexuality isn't a sin and we start dating.... Hahahaha it's so dumb I'm literally laughing so hard rn, like even if we started dating, our relationship would go nowhere since gay marriage is illegal in Islamic countries.... unless we move to the US and start a new life and adopt a child and name him Saddam.... OMG that's so dumb our families would disown us and we'll lose everyone's respect.... unless we don't tell anybody and we build a mosque and become Imams and everyone in our community will love us for being God's men and building a mosque in a western country.... Lol what a stupid idea hahaha like how are we even going to live together afterwards, everyone will suspect that we're gay... unless we buy houses that are next to each other and build an underground tunnel that connects them.... LOOOOL I'm such a goofball, like that's not a good environment for raising our son Saddam!!!.... unless that's the point of having a son named Saddam, he will have a damaged childhood that will lead to him becoming a merciless dictator just like Hitler...... Lol no I would never You know what fucking annoys the shit out of me? People who do shit like this. People who negate others suffering with their own, the people who think they got it bad. We all got it bad! We all suffer and feel bad. Everyone’s got problems but you know what the difference between most people and people like the person who made the original picture? Most people don’t try to compete or downplay other people’s sufferings. Mental illness and hell, even emotions are like fucking storms. Yeah, you may have suffered so much because of various factors, but you don’t know how the other person feels about their own problems. Something trivial to you could be stressful or even depressing for another, and it’s downplaying others like this that causes issues to deepen and become bigger problems than they were initially. Instead of trying to win the problem Olympics how about you put your issues aside and actually try to connect to another person and understand their perspective. That way you’ll gain someone who can listen to you as well. Of course, that’s probably impossible for a socially inept asshole like you. Also fuck furries I guess. ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛ :aquarius: :aquarius: ⬛ ⬛ :aquarius: :aquarius: ⬛ ⬛ :aquarius: :aquarius: ⬛ ⛏ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ :walking: 18 happy friends at a slumber party, Big fat fluffy pillows wanting to be hugged, 18 friends wanting to love! Happy friends at a slumber party on their feet wanting to pillow fight, Slumber parties are all right! Happy friends with their pillows super soft Happy friends are about to have a dance off! Big happy friendly friends. Sleeping at the slumber party telling scary stories in their bed Like a book wanting to be read! Hugging each other it's getting real deep Friends even kissing on the cheeks Slumber parties are all right Friends LOVE pillow fights. 18 happy friends at a slumber party, Big fat fluffy pillows wanting to be hugged, 18 friends wanting to love! Happy friends at a slumber party on their feet wanting to pillow fight, Slumber parties are all right! Happy friends with their pillows super soft Happy friends are about to have a dance off! Big happy friendly friends. Dicks awe so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when chu howd one in youw paw and it stawts twitching its wike its nyuzzwing chu(/ω\) ow when dey pewk up and wook at chu wike" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penyis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and teh most adowabwe thing evew is when spewm-sama comes out but theywe wwwy shy so u have to wowk hawd!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penyis-kun and spewm-sama meet and theywe bwushing and aww wike "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penyis-kun is so adowabwe (●´д`●)・ saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah behi azadini w galal bugha faya qawmi hubu lidarbil kumah fa ima hayatun tasurul hudah wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah faqum yaw'faya lidarbin naja lilamdi saweeya nasudul ghuza wa narfa umajida wa nu'leh jiba abat antadila be ghairil ilah abat antadila le ghairil ilah saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah il al haqi haya da'ana lewa li sahil manaya be harbi aydah faman ma ta'minna fi dan an himah bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

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